Why Jake Is Here

Jake is here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And guess what, Jake is all out of bubble gum!

Hunting 2

Jake does not go hunting with a gun, a knife, or a bow and arrow. He goes hunting with a sling shot and jelly beans.

Hunting

When Jake goes hunting, he always looks to kill Bambi

Thanksgiving Dinner

Jake is the only man I know who killed his Thanksgiving dinner with his bare hands!

Cougars

Jake Smith is the only man I know that can defend himself against a pack of wild cougars!

Clowns

Jake Smith is the reason why Clowns scare the hell out of people!

True American

If you ever look up Jake Smith in the dictionary, you will find the definition of a true American