The Life and Story of Jake Smith: November 2010

Sunday, November 28, 2010

When Jake goes hunting, he always looks to kill Bambi

Jake is the only man I know who killed his Thanksgiving dinner with his bare hands!

Jake Smith is the only man I know that can defend himself against a pack of wild cougars!

Jake Smith is the reason why Clowns scare the hell out of people!

If you ever look up Jake Smith in the dictionary, you will find the definition of a true American

Jake Smith is the only man I know that can insult a women and still have that women want him even more.

Jake is the reason why ice house beer is called fight house beer, because once he starts drinking it someone is going to get their ass kicked!

Jake is always drinking and when he does he perfers Jack Daniel's !

Jake Smith is the type of person that goes out into the woods with a spoon and comes back a war hero!!