Jackdaniels

I once saw Jake jump over board a boat when he saw two barrels of his favorite drink Jackdaniels go over. Jake went missing for a week and everyone assumed he was dead. That week all of his friends and family met at the beach to honor his memory. When the priest stood up and said Jake's name, he was in shock when he looked down the beach and saw Jake standing there with 2 barrels of Jack on his shoulders and a glass mug in his mouth. Jake put a barrel down, took the mug out of his mouth and looked at the crowed and said, "Hey guys how did you know that I was going to be throwing a party here!"